Wicked Improper Fashion Corner: How To Attract A Mate (From The Female Perspective, So Fucking Listen Up)

 

Power helps.

 

Guys, be advised, a little fashion advice, direct from Mrs. Red:

 

1.  Fat

2.  Mustache

3.  Parts hair in middle

 

Strike three, you’re out.

 

She assures me that Mrs. Munson would whole-heartedly agree with this.

 

ps:  This guy loses with only one strike:

"Hey good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

4 Responses to “
Wicked Improper Fashion Corner: How To Attract A Mate (From The Female Perspective, So Fucking Listen Up)

  1. Mrs. Munson says:

    Mrs. Munson whole heartedly agrees.

  2. Mrs. Red says:

    shit be all a’ight up in ere now, mutha fukas!

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