Martin’s bit about Joe Pesci and popcorn reminded me of another CLASSIC theater maneuver. Ladies and gents, I give you, from 1982 – subtitled in Polish for our surprisingly large overseas contingent - the film classic “Diner,” and a tour de force by none other than Mickey Rourke:
Side note: Every f-ing actor in that scene including Home Alone/City Slicker’s date (Ellen Barkin!) turned out famous. How in the f does that work? Only the d1ck grabber didn’t make it. (What do you want to bet she grabbed Mickey’s corn cob for realsies?)
pps: if I let my hair go, I would have a mop just like Mickey’s. Thinkin’ ’bout it. 
You want a fivehead? I'll give you a fivehead. (And eyeliner?)
