Meat Pounder In The News!

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Boston, MA – A pediatric dentist with an office in Framingham is facing child pornography charges after authorities allegedly found illicit images on a laptop computer that he brought to a service provider for repairs, prosecutors said. Melvin A. Ehrlich, 52, of Millis, was arrested and is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday in Framingham District Court on charges of possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography, the office of Middlesex District Attorney Gerard T. Leone Jr. said. Ehrlich had brought his laptop to a service provider to remove a suspected virus and while working on the machine, the technician discovered suspected child pornography and called police, prosecutors allege. Authorities determined after an extensive investigation that Ehrlich, who operates a business called Wee Care for Kids in Framingham, used the laptop to download and distribute commercially traded child pornography, according to Leone’s office. “While the case remains under development and investigation, there is currently no evidence that presently leads law enforcement to believe that Ehrlich physically abused any children or manufactured any images of child pornography,” the statement said. A spokeswoman for Leone declined to identify the service provider that examined Ehrlich’s laptop or provide the exact time-frame of events, but said the probe was a “months-long” investigation. Ehrlich wrote in his autobiography to his professional website that he received a psychology degree from Boston University before attending dental school in Atlanta. “I chose a career in Pediatric Dentistry because I love being around children,” he wrote. “They’re so honest, humorous and fun. I find it very refreshing and wouldn‘t give it up for anything.”

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Boston, MA – Well, after a few uncommonly quiet weeks, we can no longer tiptoe around this fact: We are caught in the very epicenter of a Meat Pounding Storm. It’s raining slowly massaged dicks and balls out there. Remember yesterday, with the Maestro of Masturbate, the ex-Reverend Lowe Dongor? And who could forget Dawaylan Hall running through the streets of Columbus, OH with his frequently exposed brown baguette? And now, here we have Melvin Ehrlich, proprietor of “Wee Care for Kids”, which gives me the shivers just to type by the way, allegedly receiving and “uh-oh!” sending child pornography. I’m not sure why sending it is worse than receiving it, but it just is, especially to law enforcement, the courts, and future inmates who are going to be using their dicks to wear this guys’ asshole for a mitten. I mean, I receive so many regular porn links from spambots each day, I have enough to last me a lifetime and potentially beyond. I don’t need to then turn around and forward those links to guys in other countries like we belong to some kind of all male book club that revolves around pounding our meat and not reading. Speaking of which, why do free porn sites have Facebook and Twitter links? Who is going to be like “After I finish wrangling one out to two Milfs passing the pizza delivery guys’ dick back and forth like it’s a relay race baton, I really want to stay connected and share the link with my social media network and family”? Anyway, what else can you say? Melvin Erhlich, you sir are one tooth polishing Meat Pounder. Ultimately, Melvin, you were caught white-handed because you didn’t want to let saved child porn bygones be bygones. Perhaps when your body is being used for a mattress at MCI-Concord, it will quickly dawn on you that you should have just spent $300 on a new Google Chromebook.

One Meat Pounder down, many, many to go.

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