Boston, MA – Let this video be a lesson to us all when it comes to helping people. When you are faced with a crisis that warrants immediate action, take 2 or 3 minutes (even if it means death to those in need) to consider how assisting could impact your own ability to stay alive. Help an old lady cross the street? Sure. Help your wife pump her gas this morning like I did even though the tip of my dick almost froze to my zipper? Yeah. Help complete strangers that have fallen through thin ice by then also walking out on that same thin ice? No fucking way. Next time, consider making a long rope by tying twigs together, or maybe shout something from the shore like “Siri says you should tread water as best you can until the Fire Department arrives!”
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(I don’t have speakers at work, so please leave comments whether or not you can hear people screaming)
Dummies–I would have driven my pick up truck onto the ice to save them
Dicky Head (among other names?) may be the best commenter of the year.
That would actually be saying something if there weren’t only 4 commenters.
So many fake emotions:
1 smug AM newsman… Thought bubble: And that’s why my people don’t go sledding Muthafckers!!!
2. Nice bombs on news chick but only .004 secs of air time wtf?
3. Correct me if I am wrong sandy but if the panicy noise chatter was sounding right if it were Massachusetts Gov. D Patrick would have 5 less in state tuitions he would need to hand out…
They were panicking en espanol. Nice (O)(O) on the newcaster. Agreed not enough air time there.