Snort. We just heard a 73 year old man jizz himself. For the second time. Last year, he wanted to bear Honey Badger’s children on air Oprah-style. He’s telling the truth though. He’s just getting kids wise on the facts: Become an SEC QB, and get laid on the reg (TM, KP) to hotter-than-should-be-fair sluts. Don’t, and spend your life wondering what could have been. And don’t get too high and mighty on the offensive nature of his observation, because we all know it’s true. Herbie sounds nervous because Ohio State is just as bad.
At least he didn’t bite her on the back after forcible sodomy like Marv Albert did. Whats up with these old sportscasters.
Marv! I forgot about that smarmy son of a bitch. So did CBS too I guess, because isn’t he still broadcasting?
“Marv Albert from waaaay downtown with a bitchslap and an ass bite! Booyah!”
So heard on Toucher and Rich this morning ESPN went all apologizing for this crap. Kinda dumb IMO omg an announcer said a hot girl was hot. The today show even tried to get something out of it and when questioning the girl she’s like ya it was no big deal and she was actually flattered.
I hate this corporate overly pc crap. Then the go and complain there are no “real” men around ….. cutting them off at the balls … can’t call a hot girl hot … bet if you called an ugly girl hot they’d have no problem.
I agree with you. It’s preposterous.
Apologize for what? Stating the obvious? He didn’t say “nice tits” (not that any of us would give a fuck.) What, is ESPN going to lose Old Spice and Papa John’s if they don’t apologize?
Plus, and I can’t tell from the vid, I’m not sure her tits are anything to write home about. Probably Brent saw that too, but didn’t want to hurt her feelings. If anything, he stayed on the right side of the classy line.
She went from 2K twitter followers to 200K twitter followers, she should be hob nobbin’ ole Brent. If only the guys at Wicked Improper could get Brent to gush all over them on national TV.
Or at least Squirties the Pug that she humping beast
She really is a dirty pig.
Not to toot my own horn, but our Twitter followers total is getting eerily similar to my credit score.
(346)
And our FB followers are right around my IQ!
(92)