Snort. We just heard a 73 year old man jizz himself. For the second time. Last year, he wanted to bear Honey Badger’s children on air Oprah-style. He’s telling the truth though. He’s just getting kids wise on the facts: Become an SEC QB, and get laid on the reg (TM, KP) to hotter-than-should-be-fair sluts. Don’t, and spend your life wondering what could have been. And don’t get too high and mighty on the offensive nature of his observation, because we all know it’s true. Herbie sounds nervous because Ohio State is just as bad.