A Poignant, Private Photo Of Ravens' Ray Lewis Not Stabbing Broncos' Peyton Manning, AND of Manning, Who's Uncharacteristically Not Throwing An Interception To Lewis
The Papers (capped?) are calling this a private moment between two NFL greats. “Private?” I can literally smell their agents’ Drakaar wafting in the shot from off camera. They look like they’re standing on x’s taped on the locker room floor, thinking “Yeah, I’ve got a couple groupies in the back waiting for a celebratory handy, can we wrap this up?!”
.. and the knife is in the right hand behind the back. Yep that’s it just keep on smilin’
Peyton’s got his right hand on a can of mace. *Just* *In* *Case*
(trust but verify)
Peyton has his hand on his wallet. Just in case.
Peyton is negotiating the price to keep the white suit hidden.