Steve Irwin Was A God Damned Warning To Us All

 

 

I know we all have our panties in a bunch about how dangerous guns are, but I think we might be taking our eyes off the ball a little.  I don’t want to be an alarmist, but we are all going to die immediately at the hands of the fucking (spelled out this time ’cause I’m serious) animal kingdom.  Here is a sampling of headlines from the last few days:

     1.  Insane Probably Rabid Dolphins Stampede Boat Like A Herd Of Wild Horses
     2.  KRAKEN WAKES!
     3.  T-Rex Of The Seas Found And Wants To Eat Your Babies
     4.  Flesh Eating Shark-Toothed Bird Roams Wild
     5.  Giant Fucking Fish Grabs Man’s Arm, Nearly Takes Him Down To A Watery Death
 
A KRAKEN?!  We’re dead.  We’re dead.  I’ll think the Late Great Bill Paxton summed it up best.

 

 

4 Responses to “
Steve Irwin Was A God Damned Warning To Us All

  1. chris crews says:

    Check out Mary Lee. 3,456 pounds of Ocean Lovin’. She likes to frolic in the warm waters just off shore, where the people (food) like to swim. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/

  2. Red says:

    Pretty cool. Also a reminder that when I’m swimming 200 feet off the coast around Dennisport, the great whites from Chatham can cover that ground in about two minutes.

    :-(

  3. Anonymous says:

    Stupidest post ever…..man is more a threat to nature than nature…..but it doesn’t take a scientist to know that fucker!!!!

    • Red says:

      To know what fucker?

      I appreciate the superlative! However if you think this is the stupidest post I’ve put up, I kind of doubt that you’ve read our whole site.

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