I know we all have our panties in a bunch about how dangerous guns are, but I think we might be taking our eyes off the ball a little. I don’t want to be an alarmist, but we are all going to die immediately at the hands of the fucking (spelled out this time ’cause I’m serious) animal kingdom. Here is a sampling of headlines from the last few days:
1. Insane Probably Rabid Dolphins Stampede Boat Like A Herd Of Wild Horses
2. KRAKEN WAKES!
3. T-Rex Of The Seas Found And Wants To Eat Your Babies
4. Flesh Eating Shark-Toothed Bird Roams Wild
5. Giant Fucking Fish Grabs Man’s Arm, Nearly Takes Him Down To A Watery Death
A KRAKEN?! We’re dead. We’re dead. I’ll think the Late Great Bill Paxton summed it up best.
Check out Mary Lee. 3,456 pounds of Ocean Lovin’. She likes to frolic in the warm waters just off shore, where the people (food) like to swim. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/
Pretty cool. Also a reminder that when I’m swimming 200 feet off the coast around Dennisport, the great whites from Chatham can cover that ground in about two minutes.
Stupidest post ever…..man is more a threat to nature than nature…..but it doesn’t take a scientist to know that fucker!!!!
To know what fucker?
I appreciate the superlative! However if you think this is the stupidest post I’ve put up, I kind of doubt that you’ve read our whole site.