Boston, MA – I was just flipping through the pages of a self help article titled “Diagnosis Vaginosis”, and I have to tell you, I was surprised at what I found. All this time, I thought vaginosis was when you dangled your pocket watch back and forth until the pussy got verrrrrry sleepy. Now, I could certainly go into more detail about this sickness, but let’s just use this blog as a reminder for the ladies to schedule visits to have their pussies checked out. Obviously, there are times when a lady doesn’t feel fresh, and I kick myself for not coming out with an oblong shaped life saver designed to mint out that hole.
Anyway, here is 10 hours, literally, of Kate Upton. I’ll be honest, both of my arms were exhausted by the 7th hour. But, through hydration, mind over matter, and the really overwhelming desire to launch jets out, I was able to stay the course. I officially tapped out at an elapsed time of 9:17:04. Don’t be ashamed if you can only make it 36 seconds. Have a Snickers, come back in 20 minutes, and try to beat your previous best.