The Boy Scouts and Wicked Improper needs your help! Did you know that gay boys are not allowed to be “in” (sure, pun intended) the Boy Scouts while being “out” (obviously pun intended) of the closet? This is 2013! You may recall I was in the Boy Scouts for a short period, but had to leave for two reasons:
1. My Troop leader told me I could earn my “MacGuyver Badge” if I used my erection to make a sun dial. Not only is there no such badge, but it took me forever to lather up a hardon while 30 kids were pelting me with gummy bears and chanting “BONER! BONER! BONER!”
2. I quickly became afraid of the dark and camping ever since that same Troop leader was making ghost noises like “Maaaaartin….MAAAAAAARTIN….Unzip the flap and open your mouth” while he used a flashlight to cast his boner shadow on my tent.
Nonetheless, as an equal opportunity blogger, I find that it’s my duty to ask for your vote to FINALLY allow gayboys into the Boy Scouts. We thank you for your support.
After you cast your vote, please see my original artwork titled “Camping with Evil.” You will find this piece is open for interpretation, after all, isn’t that what art is about? The savvy investor would be wise to make an offer before I die.