"How much time needs to pass before we call your dad's bank?"
Boston, MA – Lakers owner Jerry Buss stole the spotlight from Mindy McCready and President’s Day today, going to that big Technical Foul in the sky at the overly ripe age of 80. The internet has become overwhelmed with celebrity condolences, RIP messages from commoners (that will never be read by anyone, let alone Jerry), and of course, jokes. One example: What mode of public transportation is most likely to break down during your commute? The Jerry Buss.
Jerry is survived by too many people you’ve never heard of before to bother listing them all, as well as a preposterous combover. Hopefully, Jerry had his affairs in order by hiring someone to erase his browser history, as well as discard any rubber pussies he may have had laying around.
RIP Jerry. Safe rise up to heaven. Try to keep your dick out of Anna Nicole until I get there.
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"Daddy! I'm modeling!"
Thanks to C-Crews for the pic!
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His daughter certainly did her part to advance the sport. http://www.bartnagel.com/series/jeanie_buss.html
HEYO! Thanks for the heads up! (not literally, I think she’s flat?)
Much like a cleverly composed blog, the fun is imaging the beauty that lies beyond. That’s why you would hit that from behind.
There is no doubt about that, even with Phil Jackson all up in there.
I’d like to double dribble all over that. Does that make sense? Probably not.