I'm pretty certain that God's not happy with 10% either.
Y News: An Applebee’s waitress who posted a receipt with a note from a pastor complaining about the automatic gratuity added to the bill on the Internet was fired on Wednesday after the pastor complained to her manager because she was pissed that her non-tip went viral and now everybody knows what a f*cking c*nt she is.
Chelsea Welch, the waitress, wrote in an email to Yahoo News that the pastor (who has since been identified as Alois Bell) told Welch’s manager at the St. Louis-area Applebee’s that the ensuing firestorm had “ruined” her reputation.
I’m on record (not really) as saying that I f-ing hate it when restaurants add the tip for me. I should be able to decide the tip, not you, otherwise just put it in the price of the f-ing meal. Besides, it screws the waiter because I almost always drop 20%. The math is easy so fi, although in retrospect maybe I should’ve taken tax out before calculating a tip on a $150 pork roast bill last week. But on the other hand, this pastor was in a party of 18 or something, and evidently they got separate checks, which is a major pain the balls, and nearly every restaurant is pretty clear on this practice. And to make matters worse, after stiffing the waitress (absolutely no double entendre here), the pastor’s pissed because it went viral and now everyone knows what a complete douchebag she is, and to make matters even worse (lol), she got the waitress fired. Hilarious.
What do you think? Personally, I think this so-called pastor is pocketing the 10% that’s allegedly going to “God” and that she is a grade-A gash.
Actually, fi, I’m not putting up a poll. I know people like to click buttons, but this is a slam dunk, Alois Bell is a horrible person, period.
Fucking amazing. What is “god” (yes, quoted and lacking capitalization) doing with this supposed 10% anyway? Saving up for a fucking Bentley? Now if this were a male pastor or whatever, we could assume that money goes on all the KY that is stored back in the alter room but since it’s a chick I’m stumped. Any ideas Martin?
It’s for the PRF? Pastor Relief Fund? For use in the legal defense of pastors everywhere?
But it’s probably for a Bentley.
(And some coke.)
I got a feeling the 10% is to puff up her strap on collection.
I LIKE TO SAY FONDLE–SAY IT WITH ME–FONDLE
Let’s see who this God guy is, maybe he is only worth 10 percent after letting his priest buddies diddle lil’ kids. I think the douchebag does this to everyone, and pockets the gratuity that she should have given.
I hate appleby’s…horrible. But separate checks for 18 people? What a bunch of assholes. Also…looks to me like the “pastor” added in her title after the fact…what a pompous fuck. I’m glad this thing went viral…still not going to the crappiest restaurant on earth, but still…hilarious.