Then:

In the early '90's, those high waists were "it"

In the early '90's, topless photos were "it"

In the '90's, lifeguards wore hardly anything at all, and were ALWAYS bending over

Very popular bathing suit style in the '90's.
NOW:

I got thiiiiiiiiis big!

See what High Fructose Corn Syrup (and Steven Segal Syrup?) will do to you?!
Good god.
Why did I just feel 273 bait’in sessions just return (and were reabsorbed) back into my body. Could you imagine if your scored this chick, now forever having to say . Before!GDit!Before!
Friends: Yeah right chubbyChaser
The ’90s are a looooong way away for these two…