Boston, MA – Ahhh. Inhale. You smell that? Murder is in the air! Of course, the big news story this week surrounds the sprinter from South Africa who shot his model girlfriend for going pee in the night. So, if you count the Academy Awards this Sunday, that will make the second time in a week we’ll have Oscar’s on a red carpet.
So, who’s the broad up there? That’s Jodi Arias, who allegedly killed her boyfriend, took pictures of his dead body, left town for 5 days, didn’t tell anyone he died, came back, told the cops they were attacked by intruders, never called for help or reported anything, then eventually said she killed him in self-defense. Let me cut to the chase: She’s going to prison. That’s not even a spoiler, I’m just using common sense, coupled with my experience as a Forensics/Bullshit expert from the 4,000 episodes of Dateline I’ve watched. Speaking of that, I hope they cancel that show before they air 7 billion episodes, otherwise we have all become the victims of murder.
Which brings us to the Wednesday Wouldya? Per usual, I’ll go ahead and let you know how I voted, so here we go….drumroll…..I would. Yep, I know, shocker. She’s a black widow. You pull your dick out to grab a little napkin or whatever and she’ll cut your throat before you have time to tap the drips off. Plus, if you know anything about the story, she was put on god’s green earth to fuck your brains out. She claimed in court that her boyfriends’ last days were filled with, among other things, anal. Please have some respect as you cast your vote whether or not you would penetrate.