"Before you decide, I'm kinda sorta on trial for murder"
Boston, MA – Ahhh. Inhale. You smell that? Murder is in the air! Of course, the big news story this week surrounds the sprinter from South Africa who shot his model girlfriend for going pee in the night. So, if you count the Academy Awards this Sunday, that will make the second time in a week we’ll have Oscar’s on a red carpet.
So, who’s the broad up there? That’s Jodi Arias, who allegedly killed her boyfriend, took pictures of his dead body, left town for 5 days, didn’t tell anyone he died, came back, told the cops they were attacked by intruders, never called for help or reported anything, then eventually said she killed him in self-defense. Let me cut to the chase: She’s going to prison. That’s not even a spoiler, I’m just using common sense, coupled with my experience as a Forensics/Bullshit expert from the 4,000 episodes of Dateline I’ve watched. Speaking of that, I hope they cancel that show before they air 7 billion episodes, otherwise we have all become the victims of murder.
Which brings us to the Wednesday Wouldya? Per usual, I’ll go ahead and let you know how I voted, so here we go….drumroll…..I would. Yep, I know, shocker. She’s a black widow. You pull your dick out to grab a little napkin or whatever and she’ll cut your throat before you have time to tap the drips off. Plus, if you know anything about the story, she was put on god’s green earth to fuck your brains out. She claimed in court that her boyfriends’ last days were filled with, among other things, anal. Please have some respect as you cast your vote whether or not you would penetrate.
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Sure, why not? Just have to remember instead of pulling out you should draw a sharp blade across her neck to avoid being smoked out yourself.
HAHA. Kill or be killed (but cum first)
That’s why god invented bondage, and given the details of the case, she’d be up for that.
Absolutely. She is/was filthy. But, she’s guilty, so it’s all cellmate tongue and mop handles from here on out.
Don’t forget the guards!
I’m googling that later.
I haven’t read the blog yet…but first impression, chick’s got a very wide nose. Odd.
That’s racial!
I declined to comment when this was first posted but with the verdict delivered, I now feel compelled. I would, even though she looks like a tranny. In fact, that’s probably the main reason I would. She carries an uncanny resemblance to one I met while traveling in the Philippines many years ago. God what a night! (Don’t judge me).
I know what you mean. You want to have some closure for a previous hot memory. Good for you Matty. I’m glad this poll could bring that closure for you.
No judgment at all. You know what they say, when in the Philippines…
(send pics?)