Wicked Improper Fashion Corner: This Time We’re Talkin’ Cleavage

 

Reader Question:  “I have boobs, but my cleavage doesn’t start until around 18 inches below my throat.  How low can I unbutton my shirt to properly display my decolletage?”

Red’s Answer:  Is this a real question?*  Under all circumstances (especially during interviews if you know what’s good for you), unbutton your shirt down to your fucking navel if it allows you to show some t1t.

 

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2 Responses to “
Wicked Improper Fashion Corner: This Time We’re Talkin’ Cleavage

  1. Décolletage?!?! And you guys bust my balls for using fancy word. What’s wrong with just old fashioned “cum chute”?

  2. Red says:

    I like to mix it up once in a while, but “cum chute” has its merits, no question.

    No one can read this because all of Massachusetts is without power.

    Nemo!

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