Boston, MA – It’s official: Human beings are now the worst living creatures on earth. In just about 50 years, we’ve gone from building shelter using branches and beaver pelts to deep-frying 23 million chickens A DAY. I don’t even know why you would want to build shelter before there was TV. The only reason I can think of is that if you weren’t near a cave you would be guaranteed someplace dry to bang. Anyway, the point of this blog is, there are dogs being born with Swimming Puppy Syndrome, and the worst animal of all, the Human Being, was euthanizing them. Granted, this isn’t as serious as a child being born with a cleft palate, or being a female with a flat chest, but still. You wouldn’t simply euthanize an infant just because it had a cleft palate even though you’d maybe like to in order to spare them any future pain. Those kids aren’t going to the prom. At best, they’ve got a pretty sweet place to drink thru a straw or maybe shoot watermelon seeds. Don’t even get me started on how when they whistle it probably sounds like a symphony of canaries.
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