Ryan Braun was busted for PEDs in 2011. He appealed a suspension, won his appeal, and also won an MVP award, along with enough cash to kill all your family in broad daylight in the middle of Disneyland and still get away with it. Finally this week (it’s 2013) MLB suspended Braun for the rest of a season in which his team has a better chance of resurrecting Ted Williams’ frozen head than making the post season. That’s weird, because as you can plainly see, Braun has been totally transparent about his obvious innocence throughout the last three years:
Thanks to Yahoo Sports for all the heavy lifting.