About Martin and Red


Hi, I’m Martin. That there is Red. Together, we bring you informative blog posts surrounding topics such as cryptocurrency (and why I should have sold mine eight months ago), the political climate, the meaninglessness of sports, our lord and savior DJT, and a few gratuitous pics of titties. Why not, right?

Time to fire up the ol’ Facebook page and monetize this bitch. Hear those footsteps? That’s a flood of inbound marketing offers, coming soon to a doorway near you.

If you don’t want to click on our ads, no problem. We have call centers in the Philippines who will be trying to connect with you until you disconnect your phone, or die (whichever happens first.) If it’s the latter, it’s been real.