Boston, MA – As we get into our later years, our flexibility becomes very important to the well being of our bodies. You must use your mind, your body, and if you’ve still got one (i.e. you’re not in Sales), your soul. For centuries, if not hundreds of years, ancient Chinese people were bending their bodies into different shapes to prolong their lives for some reason. Some have wondered which came first, the jack knife pose or the fortune cookie. We may never know, but what is indisputable is if we let our body motions remain stagnant and in a constant state of repetitiveness, such as wallowing for hours on end in a cube, or constantly taking long dumps, etc., you become more likely to get arthritis. Do a search in your community for Yoga Classes that will help you live longer so you can continue paying never-ending, insurmountable bills. Here’s what you may find a typical class to look like:

"Sea of Farts"

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Poses courtesy of Jordan Carver Yoga. Captions with pose names courtesy of Martin Munson.

"Point Them At The Sky"

"I Cordially Invite You For Ass Play"

"Upside Down Reverse Cowgirl Flume"

"The Horizon Is That Way"