Boston, MA – You read that right, it’s National Clitoris Week! Yay! The real question on everyone’s mind is, what is Clitoraid? Like you, I thought it might be a lemon-lime thirst quencher for the pussy. But no, thanks to my genuine inquisitive nature, and working at a job that doesn’t really matter, I had unlimited time to do research on all things Clitoraid and was surprised to find it has nothing to do with replenishing the Vag’s electrolytes. This is taken directly from the Clitoraid.org web site:
“My elder sister woke up very early that day and started to boil water on the wooden fire. When the women arrived, my sister tricked me and asked me to go and give a bar of soap to the old woman in the bathroom; so silly of me. I ran there to do it fast and once in front of the toilets, two of the women grabbed me by the arms and put me down on the floor. One was seated on my belly holding my two wrists on my chest, the two others were holding my feet and the old one was in the middle and they cut off my clitoris without anesthesia. It took me two months to heal…” Banemanie was thirteen when she was genitally mutilated. She is now 55 and she was one of the first to call Dr. Lankouade, a local surgeon who practices FGM repair, to be operated on. Unfortunately, Clitoraid had to send Bane to have a second surgery in Paris under the care of Dr. Foldes because the surgery conducted by Dr. Lankouade was not successful. Once Clitoraid’s hospital opens, African Doctors will be offered free surgical training to insure successful results on their patients too. After her surgery with Dr. Foldes, Bane is now able to feel new sensations in her rebuilt clitoris. It’s with great hope and enthusiasm that the women of Africa support the Clitoraid Project!
First things first, I do not like Banemanie’s older sister. I thought she was starting the day off by putting a soup on. When you have a pot of soup boiling and ask me to give a bar of soap to the old lady that’s taking a shit in our bathroom for some reason, consider it done. I love soup. But then I get in there and some other bitch is waiting with the old lady and they cut my clit off without novacaine, and then I find out that whole soup thing was staged? Well, I think it’s time for me to find a new favorite big sister.
Second, it is also with even greater hope and even greater enthusiasm that the men of Wicked Improper support the Clitoraid Project! Yeah, probably not with monetary assistance, but our hearts and dicks are in the right place. Definitely put those clits back on there. As if the women of Africa don’t have enough to worry about with leopards, lack of water, balancing baskets of fruit on their heads all day, cheetahs, extremely high pollen counts, etFc., now there’s an angry gang of evil bitches roaming the villages pretending to make soup and slicing off clits? Come on! If this blog can raise awareness and prevent just one of our African sisters from getting her bean hacked off, then we’ve done our job. We are Wicked Improper. We are BostonStrong. We are AfricaStrong. We are ClitStrong.