Yahoo: The 6-year-old daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith is walking in her mother’s shoes, taking a starring role in the spring ad campaign for Guess Kids. Guess? Inc.’s creative director Paul Marciano says in a statement that Dannielynn Birkhead has the “same playful spirit” that her mother would carry onto a set. The brand hired Smith in 1992, and she appeared in its sexy denim-wear ads through 1993. She was a relative modeling unknown at the time, although earlier in 1992 she was on a Playboy magazine cover.
Now this isn’t too creepy or anything. “Hey, Dannielynn, your mom had a great run, but now she’s dead. You seem to be cut from the same cloth, whaddaya say we snap some photos? I’m sure it’ll turn out fine for you though. And don’t worry, we’ve got a GREAT cocaine guy.”
ps: “Same playful spirit?” I don’t want to discount a good personality (or a willingness to positively destroy wealthy/influential d1ck, because you know that’s what they meant), but let’s not forget about
her gigantic milkbombs the basics, ok?
pps: Some of you youngsters are going to say “big deal, she’s nothing but another giant rack and an eating disorder, dime-a-dozen,”
which is true, but keep in mind that she was big before the internet came along and proved once and for all that the earth is f*cking crawling with younger, hotter versions of Joan Lloyd. Back then, we weren’t so sure, so you had to populate the spankbank wherever and whenever you could. Anna Nicole and her spectacular jeans ads fit that bill, and how!