Only four of you will watch this, and yes, it’s years old, but it’s still worth posting.
My favorite is when the Admiral stifles his laughter. Solid, solid move. Professional.
**update** Skip to 1:17-1:30 for the fucking punchline if you’re in a hurry
Different kinda Pope
Conventional wisdom says that a quick fix vote suggests that it’s going to be one of the popular favorites vs. an upset. And isn’t that what the Catholic (capped?) church is all about – Conventional Wisdom? (capped?)
Maybe Wicked Improper should start awarding class credits…
Q: Are we even trying?
A: Nope!
Females "present" because it works!
Zing! We’re just barely out of the trees! Happy weekend everybody!
Jay kay guys, jay kay. But if Martin or I do win the lottery tonight, you’re going to see one of two things: Either we’re closing and moving to Costa Rica or we’re turning Wicked Improper into an all-celebrity porn site, pronto.
Ordinarily I only buy a ticket if I want a half hour to daydream about winning. I know I’m not going to win but I buy a ticket to escape for a short while. Kind of like buying a ticket to a movie. Do I understand that there is no f-ing way that Katherine Heigl would get drunk and f*ck that curly haired guy from Green Hornet? Of course, but it’s nice to escape cold hard reality once in a while. Guys, in real life, those football players would’ve gang raped Lucas with a broom handle, and you know it.
Hair O' The Dog!
Answer: No. No they are not.
Follow-up Question: Red, aren’t you a little to old to be doing three five (six?) shots on any given night?
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"No, Mr. Red. I expect you...to...die..."
Australian Financial Review: Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has listed the rollout of a national broadband network as one of the reasons he wants to become an Australian. “They plan to roll access to free porn it out to everyone in the country,” Mr Wozniak said.
“I support it very much. It’s one of the reasons why I actually like this country and want to become a citizen. I live in a country where we don’t have any regulation of telecommunications.” Mr Wozniak said he was not connected to a broadband service in his home in California, classing the options available to him as a “monopoly”.
Comcast is terrible. I write that knowing full well that they are monitoring my transmissions and will execute a unilateral 20% increase in my monthly charges just for suggesting such a thing. But unlike Mr. Wozniak (net worth about $100 million), I can’t afford to buy move to a former penal colony where it’s summer all the time and chicks in bikinis are bouncing their t1ts all up your face all the time. Nope, I have to sit down and eat that sh1t sandwich like the rest of the unwashed mob. Comcast knows it. I know it. You know it.
Mistake or not, Darwin proved you can't do sh1t about it.
Darwin Project: On 11 November 1838 Darwin wrote in his journal ‘The day of days!’. He had proposed to his cousin, Emma Wedgwood, and been accepted; they were married on 29 January 1839. Darwin appears to have written these two notes weighing up the pros and cons of marriage in the months immediately preceding his engagement.
If not marry | Travel. Europe, yes? | America???? If I travel it must be exclusively geological United States, Mexico Depend upon health & vigour & how far I become Zoological. If I dont travel.— Work at transmission of Species— Microscope simplest forms of life— Geology. ?.oldest formations?? Some experimets— physiological observation on lower animals. Live in London for where else possible in small house, near Regents Park—keep horse—take Summer tours Collect specimens some line of Zoolog: Speculations of Geograph. range, & Geological general works.—Systematiz.— Study affinities.
If marry—means limited, Feel duty to work for money. London life, nothing but Society, no country, no tours, no large Zoolog. Collect. no books. Cambridge Professorship, either Geolog. or Zoolog.— comply with all above requisites— I could not systematiz zoologically so well.— But better than hybernating in country, & where? Better even than near London country house.— I could not indolently take country house & do nothing— Could I live in London like a prisoner? If I were moderately rich, I would live in London, with pretty big house & do as (B), but could I act thus with children & poor? No— Then where live in country near London; better, but great obstacles to science & poverty. Then Cambridge, better, but fish out of water, not being Professor & poverty. Then Cambridge Professorship,—& make best of it, do duty as such & work at spare times— My destiny will be Camb. Prof. or poor man; outskirts of London, some small Square &c:— & work as well as I can
This pro/con list could not possibly tell you more about the species of Man if Darwin himself had hit you across the face with one of his books. Do men want to get married? Hell no! We want to indolently take to the mf-ing country and do nothing! What in the Sam Hill’s wrong with that?! Look at that list again, through a 21st century lens:
That entire list screams “DO. NOT. GET. MARRIED!” But guess what, science fans? He did it anyway! And this guy was allegedly in total control of his destiny. But he ignored his better judgment and went ahead and got hitched. He was powerless to do anything but. We’re all animals and our nature INSISTS we do it. I don’t know why he traveled to Galapagos, he could’ve laid out his famous book based on those actions alone, and saved himself 50 years of research.