Joe Biden Surges Ahead In The Polls After Connecting With Every Day Americans By Giving A Speech About How Kids Rubbed Pool Water Off His Hairy Legs And Then Something About Cockroaches

We are calling it. Joe Biden’s presidential campaign is all but over. So, it’s official, but like, official official this time. Yeah, he’s still gonna show up at the debate circus, and you can bet your ass he’s not going to turn off the inbound donations faucet. The only explanation that I can come up with after watching this video seventy times is, either Joe Biden is slowly losing his ability to keep his train of thought (which is sad), or, he is intentionally behaving senile to avoid potential future prosecution (which is pure genius.)

Now, the man you are about to watch in this video simply cannot be the Democratic nominee. Even though I would pay to watch, the debates against Trump would be an absolute bloodbath for Joe. Please watch and then leave your comments below with the odds of Joe winning the nomination.

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2 thoughts on “Joe Biden Surges Ahead In The Polls After Connecting With Every Day Americans By Giving A Speech About How Kids Rubbed Pool Water Off His Hairy Legs And Then Something About Cockroaches”

  1. I like the open collar no T-Shirt look like he is going to pick up chicks at the Regal Beagle. Except instead of asking your sign he brain goes back to the time he had kids jump up and down in his lap?!??. He might lose to Trump but it will be like 15 electoral votes and 100000 votes. This country is Fed.

  2. Joe isn’t taking any malarkey!

    His campaign is all for show (and self preservation), unfortunately, we won’t have the pleasure of watching Trump feast on his corpse. Maybe Hillary and her new face will swoop in from the clouds to get the nomination. Either way, it will be must see television. 😉

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