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Oh Please! Oh Please!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/family-of-california-toddler-wounded-during-rap-video-shooting-pleads-for-recovery-time/2011/12/07/gIQAEWaBdO_story.html?wprss=rss_national
Shot during a shoot, for a rap video, in a liquor store parking lot. It’s too good to be true. This is tragic and wrong and funny in so many ways.
http://www.wric.com/story/16425463/police-seek-for-suspect-in-sexually-assaulted-in-short-pump
Yes, it happened in Short Pump. It gets better…the suspect is from…wait for ittttt…Bumpass.
North Carolina woman mistaken for Secretary: http://hamptonroads.com/2012/06/avon-sharkbite-victim-was-sure-she-had-lost-toes
So, if I were a porn star with amazing gravy bags and someone looked at said gravy bags I could hire that blood-sucking harpy Gloria Allred and be awarded millions of dollars for even more amazing gravy bags.
Jerry Sandusky is accused of molesting anything that could pick up a bar of soap. His counsel, Joe Amendola, not only let him go on national freaking television and extol to Bob Costas the virtues of a post-shower tickle, yesterday he compared Uncle Jerry’s trail to a soap opera…You know, a classic, like ALL MY CHILDREN.
It would seem like Jerry could afford a lawyer who wasn’t a complete idiot.
Martin & Red: You are wise men. Please explain this lapse to me.
Thanks,
Chris