"No, they're not calling for two Batmans"

Boston, MA – If I could make one wish today, it would be for all of our readers to leave a comment (below) to describe where they were on 9/11. I will start us off and share the order of events as witnessed through my eyes that tragic day. At the time, I was unemployed, so the day began around 1pm when I woke up to see if my unemployment check had been direct deposited. Of course, as we all know by now, the meticulously planned attacks of that day had already happened. Unknowingly, yet totally relaxed after confirming the free money was safely transferred to my account, I went to the computer and logged right into Xvideos because there was a new Asian porn I wanted to watch. This one guy (ONE guy) gets on an inflatable raft, and six hot Asian chicks (SIX) absolutely bury him with gallons of lube. It’s unbelievable. They all take turns massaging him, not just his dick, but like his thighs and calves and stuff. Then, they put all 6 or 12 hands on his dick, you honestly could have lost count, and start pounding it up and down, with a few of them taking turns blowing him and, believe it or not, a few of them end up fucking him. Not sure if that lube is meant for internal use, but what do I know? Anyway, they finished it as you would imagine, with a few hands tugging him off and a few of them catching it on their faces. I will never forget. I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit that I didn’t actually find out about 9/11 until 9/12. Little did I know at the time that myself and millions of people would simultaneously be using Kleenex, albeit for varying reasons. Where were you that day? Please share encouraging stories of triumph like mine so we can continue helping people to cope.