Boston, MA (but also, everywhere you get HBO) – Have you ever been home, fiddlin’ around with the iPad2, just doing random Google searches like “recipe for homemade chicken pot pie” and “If someone drowns, when you go to the wake, wouldn’t it be a fitting tribute to have the body lying in a fish tank?” or “Hey, which ribs did Marilyn Manson have removed so he could be flexible enough to blow himself?”, and then you remember you’re missing something on TV? Well, last night, I watched “Hall Pass”, starring two of the best actors of our generation. Sorry, not Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis. I’m talking about Alyssa Milano’s perfectly mounted awesomes. Her ( o ) ( o )’s do such a wonderful job in this movie that they should have rolled her name twice during the credits.

So, there I was with the iPad2 when it hit me. What if I gave up my search for doctors who remove bones with no questions asked, and instead, use the iPad2 for good instead of evil for a change? What if I could use the iMovie app to capture the entire gist of the movie, and bring it to you in around ten seconds? That would be perfect for people at work, or on the go, that don’t have two hours to suffer through Owen Wilson’s nose. Ladies and Gentlemen, Wicked Improper is pleased to bring you “Hall Pass in Ten Seconds” (more like 16.)