Charlestown, MA – Once you get past questioning the sexual preference of Channel 7′s Steve Cooper, with his over the top reporter theatrics, complete with the hand motions, head tilting, and pandering enunciations, this video sums up what marriage is all about. This guy, Jim Andrea, saves the day, risking his life (and probably others) to break up a bank robbery, and like a typical wife, she’s all ho-hum, nothing is ever good enough, just glancing out the window daydreaming about scratch tickets and throttling her bean on the beach with 50 Shades of Grey. What does a guy have to do to get some roadhead around here? Seriously, tell me what it takes because I want it to happen. I honestly think Jim Andrea could come home from work and say “I prevented Nuclear War this afternoon” and his wife would go “speaking of nuclear, after you cut the grass your dinner will be in the microwave.” Come on, Mrs. Andrea, dude came to the rescue, take out those choppers and slobble that ganoozle.