Sad News From The Celebrity D List :-(

 

We get it, you're not your father's son, jc.

Us:  Trace Cryus, 23, revealed he and fiancee Brenda Song, 24, are no longer together.  “Brenda and I have decided to go our separate ways. We split up a couple of months ago,” Trace told Us Weekly in a statement Monday. “We will continue to focus on our careers.”

 

haha, j/k about the sad news.  Regarding your next question:  Trace Cyrus is Billy Cyrus’ son, and Miley Cyrus’s (?) brother.  Brenda Song is a hot (Asian, for those interested), kinda dirty-looking POA who was on Fame or The Miley Cyrus Show or Glee or something.  Kudos to these two for not making the same mistake as Miley and that idiot from The Hunger Games, who, I’m sorry, has nothing on Channing Tatum and his Trouser Dinklange.  The lesson here is, if you have to force feed the press your news about the breakup TWO MONTHS after it happens, you absolutely need to spend a little more time focusing on your career, ’cause it’s in the sh1tter.

Regarding your NEXT next question:  Billy Cyrus has been busying himself postively smashing everything that moves for twenty (20!) years leaving no time to warn his son against arbitrary facial tattoos, so, yeah, that’s how come those things.