Boston, MA – Last night, my wife literally held me down and forced me to watch “Smash”, a ‘new’ show on NBC that she said is “like Glee, only for straight people.” Obviously, that wouldn’t normally be enough to get me to watch, but then she said “Katharine McPhee is on it.” Given the fact that she had me in a kimora choke hold, and the fact I still have a slight McPheever running somewhere around 101 degrees, I decided to give it a shot. Let me spare you vomit-inducing plot details and cut to the chase. Katharine McPhee grinds out on a chair and nearly masturbates with a makeup brush, undoes her blouse to expose a sick body (although her boobers are smaller than the Wicked Improper-approved C cups.) Of course, the writers couldn’t come up with an original thought, so I wasn’t completely blindsided when two gayers were laying topless in bed, giggling about the sex they just had. First it was Glee having the first on-air male on male kiss, now it’s Smash having two sweaty H-mo’s talking about their dicks wearing each other’s ass for a mitten, so it won’t be long now before some show pushes the brown envelope by having the silhouette of two dudes mock thrusting under a sheet. Still, we’re proud to be one of the first blogs to welcome straights, gayers, illegal aliens/undocumented workers, gmilfs, ‘tards, and fatties all under one blogdiggity umbrella. And now let’s play, “Would You Flume This?”

"Caution: May Cause McPheever"

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