Boston, MA – Ahhh, Summer time. I’m going to give you the top three signs that indicate Summer is officially here: the unmistakable chimes of the Ice Cream Man, the wafting smells of marinated meat sizzling over hot charcoal, and last but not least, walking into a rest stop on 495 and witnessing two gayers slowly touching helmets like they’re trying to re-create the famous fingertip scene from “E.T.”
Which brings us to this week’s Wednesday Wouldya? Yep, I know it’s Thursday. Well, there I was a couple of weeks ago, rubbing elbows with ol’ scrunchy face himself, Ben Cherington, the GM of the Red Sox. We were dining (separately) in the North End at Bricco (home of the $14 glass of Sangria) when I got to thinking about two very serious issues. One, why isn’t Ben somewhere else right now, playing “Pop Yo’ Dick” (popping his dick in and out of the mouths of a couple of Red Sox groupies), and two, Wouldya with his fiance Tyler Tumminia? Per usual I’ll start us off and let you know how I voted……drumroll…….I would. Yep, I know, shocker. This one caught me by surprise as well. For starters, I disagree with her decision to tell her hair stylist she wants the Chewbacca. And, we actually have no proof whether or not she has tightly bound awesome boobers (although my money is on “yes.”) But, she’s close enough to being famous that I could check “have consensual love-make with famous chick” off my bucket list.
(Please remember as you cast your vote whether or not you would nail Tyler to be respectful of others)