Boston, MA (and coursing through this guys’ veins) – You almost want to ask this guy if he has tickets to the gun show, but he’d probably produce an actual 9 millimeter. I’m not just saying that because he’s black, he’s in the NFL, and he’s got to protect himself, but I am saying two of those three things. If you immediately thought to yourself that one of them was the black part, maybe you need to start with the man in the mirror. You should be asking him to make a change.

Introducing the Washington Redskins’ LaRon Landry (no relation to Tom.) I’m not sure if it puts stress on your body if your bicep is bigger than your shoulder or head, or if your forearm is bigger than my thigh, but LaRon pulls this look off. And as you know, the NFL has a Zero Tolerance Policy when it comes to performance enhancing drugs. Out of the two major professional football leagues in America, they are one of the strictest.

Let’s play a new game today called….”What Drugs Am I On?”