Welcome to the “10 Years And Most Of Us Are Still Anonymous” tour!  No one in the history of modern motion pictures has gotten more mileage out of f*cking an apple cobbler than these f-ing guys.  I don’t have to watch this piece to know what’s going to happen.  A few tired sex jokes by Stiffler, some reference to Jim’s naked sex dance from a decade ago, some band camp sex-with-a-flute stories, and some uncomfortable sexual tension between the fish stick and her nerdy boyfriend who literally (LITERALLY) hasn’t had a job since the last American Pie movie.

Spoiler Alert:  It will suck just as much, probably slightly more, than the first one.  But nothing sums up what you’re in for like the following two photos:

Then. (10 Years Ago)

Now. Oof.