These two people are leaving the United States because of white supremacy. Uh, okay. Well, the KKK has about 70 members remaining, and yeah, there are and always will be ignorant redneck hillbillies making atrocious comments. But, I’d like to think the other 350 million people currently residing here in the United States (not counting the fence hoppers, heyo) are fairly cordial to one another. Also, quick side note, I’m not sure how she can drink a Big Gulp with that collar thing on her neck.
In her recent comment to People Magazine, Mrs. Pacey said: “The racial dynamics over here are fraught,” Jodie Turner-Smith told The Times (via People). “White supremacy is overt. It’s the reason I don’t want to raise my kids here. I don’t want my kids to grow up doing active shooter drills at school.”
Well, that’s kind of two different issues. On the one hand, she doesn’t want to raise her kids here because of white supremacy. I’m not sure where they currently live, but I guess if there were a bunch of 8 year old motherfuckers walking into class wearing white hoods, carrying a cross soaked with kerosene or something, yeah, I’d probably consider moving, too. On the other hand, what the fuck do active shooter drills have to do with white supremacy? To my knowledge (granted, it’s not vast), I have yet to hear a story of a white supremacist shooter going into a school and saying “It’s okay, white kids, I’m just here for the black ones!”
So, it sounds like there is more going on here than just “oh, we’re moving because of white supremacy.” It almost sounds to me that they are talking about moving (to their publicists and other media outlets) by citing a few hot button reasons to remain somewhat relevant. How do I know this? How can I be so narrow-minded? Because if their goal is to move to Canada (which they have suggested), just have your staff pack your shit and move to Canada. Why tell People magazine? Why go thru the trouble of telling anyone, other than family, friends, and colleagues, that you’re leaving?
Anyway, I wish them the very best in Canada, where there is no racism whatsoever. In the meantime, let’s keep an eye on these two to see if they join the long list of numbnuts who said they are leaving the US for racial/Trump election reasons (i.e. Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Samuel L. Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Cher, and a bunch of other cunts but it would take all day to list them), and have YET to leave.
Why? Because the United States is BY FAR the best country on earth, and all of the others can suck our dicks. These two dickheads aren’t going anywhere, I know it, they know it, and now you know it.
p.s. If I’m wrong, one lucky reader will win the first season of Dawson’s Creek on DVD. (Disclaimer: DVD Player not included. Offer not valid in Hawaii, Alaska, or, ironically, Canada.)