Boston, MA – I honestly couldn’t go a whole week without talking about The Somerset Three. Remember when we were all in agreement, and we thought Ashley was the hot one? Nope! We quickly crossed her off the list once we found out she allegedly had a little hoodlum in the oven. Then we were all kinda shrugging about who would be next , like “Sheila?”, then we heard she already had a little brat that was tagging along everywhere. Let me be very clear, I would not kick Sheila out of the tanning bed, especially because she posted this new picture:

 

 

But then there was Stacy, making the comeback of the year. Mmm, yummy Stacy. Going from an absolute 1 in her mugshot, to an absolute 10 in this other picture. But, she’s gone totally rogue from Facebook. She’s off the grid. You can’t friend her, you can’t “tweet” her, and try as you might, you can’t send her a picture of your fruit basket tightly snugged into a pair of women’s yoga pants. Now, I want everyone to listen to this song I wrote for Stacy, and then help me answer this rhetorical question: Am I a triple threat? I can blog, I can sing, and I can rub myself off with my own two feet. Will I pay a price for that last one down the road, in the form of arthritic hips? Probably, but the skin on the bottom of my feet will be baby soft. (Press play)

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