You heard it here at Wicked Improper first unless you subscribe to OMG or a million other entertainment sites:  “Twilight” fans everywhere will be devastated. Kristen Stewart cheated on co-star/boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders, who is married with two children… According to a photographer who snapped the actress and her 41-year-old director during a “marathon makeout session” on July 17, the two “couldn’t get enough” of each other.

Almost immediately after the indiscretion, Stewart, 22, had a change of heart and now feels terrible.

 

I was all set to be pissed at this icy bitch until I read the last line and lol’d/choked on my pinot grigio.  ”Almost immediately?”  “Almost?”  If they had any journalistic integrity*, they’d have said “Almost immediately after she realized she’d been caught on camera by an even lower life form, the filthy papparazzi.

But really, let me get this straight:  Starlet f*cks a producer, starlet gets a part in a huge movie.  Why did this get a headline?  Hey, at least she’s better at this than Canalis. 

 

*   ;-)