Boston, MA – This is what it’s like to win a contest at Wicked Improper. We present the contest to you, one lucky person wins, and in this case, they got to choose between Wicked Improper Flip Flops, or the Wicked Improper Thong. The good news is, our contests and prizes provide hours and hours of entertainment to our audience, regardless of your sexual orientation or citizenship status. We don’t need to blanket our site with advertisements and clickies and pop-ups to be proud of this blog. Red and I would love nothing more than to have a Mexican illegal carry his weed or glass dick around in our Wicked Improper Fanny Pack. Or, we’d like to see one of the gayers that reads us win something from our freaky/kink catalog, like the Wicked Improper Hole Stretcher Outer.

Got an idea for a contest, or want us to use some of your personal belongings for prizes? Send them to:  contests@wickedimproper.com

 

(Disclaimer: Wicked Improper not responsible for poor posture or discoloration of feet due to product being made with lead and other chemicals from China. If the strap between your big toe and second toe snaps, don’t pretend like the flip flop is fine and walk slower like that’s how you always walk. Everyone knows you fucked up your flip flop, just accept it and throw them out. Wicked Improper doesn’t blame you for not going with the thong. Nobody like an itchy pussy.)