Chicken wings and beers, not steroids. (I think)

LOL!  Guys.  It’s easy.  Google “Tim Wakefield’s agent.”  It’s right there, for free, on the internet.  OR!  If you want, I’ll get you the number.  Fire Bobby Valentine (j/k, it’s too early) and make Tim Wakefield the player/manager.  He will do this for two or three million dollars peanuts.  Then you free up (not really because you probably signed a f-ing contract) $7 million for BV, and get yourself a serviceable 4th or 5th (or 6th?) pitcher in the rotation.  Just do it before it’s too late.  You can thank me later.