Boston, MA – How about that Thunder/Heat game last night, huh? Once again, in the fourth quarter, LeBron James was yet again a non-factor. I haven’t seen a brother disappear like that since “Madea Went To Witness Protection.” Sorry, I was waiting all day for the right opportunity to make a joke and plug a movie all at the same time. Let’s talk a little bit about Catherine Grieg, shall we? There are two reasons why I say “a little bit”, and one reason is because you’re probably sick of this story, and the other reason is because some of the Bulgers and their associates may still roam the streets looking for someone to kill and bury under a snack bar on Tenean Beach in Quincy. Anyway, besides having the distinct honor of spending the last 16 years on the lam spread-eagled on a memory-foam mattress in Santa Monica, Catherine Grieg has been chosen to be this week’s Wouldya? Wouldya bang her? Per usual, I’ll go ahead and start us off and let you know how I voted….drumroll……I would. Yep, I know, shocker. Even to me, this one is a shocker. But you know what? Cathy G knows how to keep a secret (or two), so if things get silly in the bedroom you know it’s just between you two. She’s admittedly a fan of plastic surgery on her face, so, one would have to assume she had perfectly mounted fakies installed. I know her to be a lover of art and other objects, which is perfect because I have an object in my pants that I’d like to introduce to the two objects on her chest. This is love in the year 2012. Tittyfucking. It’s back, and I can think of no reason we shouldn’t get all lathered up and go bananas.

(Please be respectful of women, even the ones that are hard to look at as you make your selection below)

"Whitey's Slam Piece"

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