Boston, MA – Sorry if I spread a little panic earlier about America coming to an end thanks to a never-ending supply of handouts whether people are here legally or not. Fuck it. It’s Summer time. If you want to climb into America or tunnel under and we’re not man enough to stop you, good work. You made it. Please enjoy our free hospitals and our EBT cards. The only problem I have with illegals now is that their idea of watching the kids is dragging them around while the umbilical cord is still connected.

Speaking of Summer, what would Summer time be without our old friend, the firework? I’m not exactly sure where this shit is going down, but this is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life. (Preferably you would use earphones for this, or have your speakers down low.)