"Unemployed Phil" and his ol' lady.

The Sun:  Great Grannie Joan Lloyd has found love with a toyboy 38 years her junior, after fulfilling her dead husband’s last wish that she get a boob job.  The 66-year-old has moved Phil Absolom, 28, into the home she used to share with late hubby David.  After he died in 2010, the former model spent £4,250 of her life-savings on breast implants, taking her from an A to an F cup.

Unemployed Phil came across her photos on Facebook and got in touch with Joan.  Following weeks of messages and phone calls, Joan finally agreed to meet the former photographer and the chemistry was instant.

 

Former model, former photographer (lol).  One’s minus a husband, the other’s minus a career.  Truly, a match made in chemistry heaven.  God bless you, Dow Chemical!

You are getting sleeeeepy...