"If I have a choice between in or out, I choose in"

Boston, MA (home of the easiest women in America) – Each Tuesday, we play “The VolleyNaughty Challenge”, a game where everybody wins. As bloggers, there’s a soothing sense of calm that comes over us when we provide our readers with a game where there are no losers, kind of like Candyland, or when a doctor plants another set of fake cones on a breastically challenged woman. Before you take today’s challenge, can we all agree that Adidas held the world’s shortest, yet most successful marketing meeting of all time when someone, probably a guy, suggested the following: “I think we should put our logo right in front of the woman’s pussy. Meeting adjourned.” I’m sure they did market research before sending their fabric designs to their manufacturing plants in China and Cambodia, and that research determined that when males encounter females, they immediately look at boobers, then puss region, then ass region, and then head region, but that last region isn’t too important. That’s why Adidas headwear for women, including visors (hot) to those mesh running caps (gay), makes up less than 2% of their overall revenue dollars. Final analysis: Head or no head, we can still make blasties on you.

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