"Relax, it's just a roll, not Caylee's heart!"

Everywhere, USA – What is taking so long to see those tightly bound awesome boobers mounted on Casey Anthony’s chest? All of the other hot chicks that have been accused of murder have moved on with their lives. Amanda Knox already has a new boyfriend for christ’s sake. I’m not sure how that dude sleeps in the same room to be honest with you. “Uh, yeah, you know what? I think I’m gonna sleep in the car tonight. No! I totally trust you, it’s just that whole ‘the last person to have a sleepover with you ended up in a pool of their own blood’ thing.” So, while me and my dick (sorry, my dick and I) have trust issues with Amanda, we are ready to see Casey Anthony’s tits. I completely trust her because I’m not a 3 year old spoiled rotten brat that won’t shut the fuck up. I know how to mind my own p’s and q’s, I don’t throw tantrums, I don’t shit the bed, I don’t throw chicken finger pieces on the floor, I don’t keep talking about how I want a new dolly, and most important, I don’t fit into a 20 gallon trash bag or the trunk of a Pontiac Sunfire.

Sign our virtual petition to demand that Casey Anthony show her tits to the general public. It’s been 3 years of teasing, what with the sweaters, and those stylish button downs. Remember, real or fake, who cares, you don’t lick the insides.

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