Boston, MA – Could this day get any better for me? It’s almost like the internet has been reading my journal. See, I’ve often wondered what would happen if Mickey, Goofy, and Pluto were all caught taking turns sucking Donald Duck’s dick. Would they be sent someplace to get straightened out, like the Army, or Feathers Anonymous?
Serious question: If Donald and his buds milked their loads all over Mickey’s face, would that be called “Bu-Quack-ee?”
Ladies and Gentlemen, without further adieu, “Full Metal Disney.”