Boston, MA – If you don’t remember the time Matthew Fox punched that party bus driver in the cunt, won’t you please join me on a walk down memory lane? Back on a muggy day in August of 2011, in Cleveland, an allegedly drunken Matthew Fox attempted to board a party bus that he wasn’t supposed to be boarding. When the bus driver, a 300-pound land monster named Heather Bormann tried to stop him, he allegedly went elbow-deep with a six punch combination to her oversized vagina. Apparently, there’s no money to be made from this frivolous suit, because it was dropped a couple of hours ago. However, it should be noted that Mr. Fox dropped his countersuit for defamation of character, which leads this blogger to believe he may have at least given a quick front-slap to her clit. As difficult as this will be to imagine, I’d be willing to bet that thing is probably just hanging there and its’ the size of a cows’ tongue. If you don’t believe me, click on her name above and draw your own conclusion.
Speaking of drawing, here’s a Martin Munson original I drew today in the cube I’m going to die in. The first 5 people to contact us via Facebook, email, or our comments section gets a free autographed copy of this comic. Email martin or red@ wickedimproper.com to win, or like that shit on Facebook.