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Whole Foods Is Giving Away Free Food At All Of Their Locations!

Okay, so maybe the headline is a little misleading, but, follow the steps below and then watch the video to see how you can eat for free at Whole Foods.

  1. Simply walk up to the prepared food tables and make your selections.
  2. Eat whatever you want, sampling anything and everything.
  3. Utensils or not, that is entirely up to you. There is apparently nothing stopping you from eating with your hands like you’re on an episode of Naked and Afraid.
  4. If you decide not to use utensils, don’t worry, the Whole Foods crew has been instructed to simply discard everything your mitts have touched.
  5. Being homeless helps, because since you already have nothing, there are no charges that Whole Foods could possibly press to somehow make your life any worse.

Bon Appetit!

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